1. I have an actual main blog now.

    I’ll keep all these posts and such here, but I’ll be posting on thecharliecharmander from now on. I hope to see you there, my lovelies!

  2. I saw this and thought of you

    Charmanders are red. Squirtles are blue.
    If you were a Pokemon, I'd choose you.
    Your smile is stronger than a Hyperbeam.
    Like Jessie and James, we'd make the perfect team.
    I'll stay by your side like Pikachu and Ash,
    And I'll love you more than a Level 80 Rapidash.
    You're more legendary than a Zapados, Entei or Mew.
    But out of all 450, I choose you!
    Anonymous

  3. So I got an email this evening from an address with nonsensical numbers and letters.

    Someone had sent me this:

    I love you guys, but how did you get my email address?!

    The Charfanders strike again…

  4. sunflowersforamy:

    Whenever I feel like scaring the shit out of myself I just Google the Sydney Funnel Web Spider and panic about being anywhere at all, at any given time

  6. star55: I really shouldn’t laugh but it’s true. XD

    star55:

    I really shouldn’t laugh but it’s true. XD

  7. This vlog is really not about a lot except excitement. WHICH IS STILL EXCITING!

  8. amandayahh: slytherintimelord: laughcentre: I was out yesterday and I saw Dumbledore just casually getting gas EXPECTO PETROLEUM EXPECTO PETROLEUM

    amandayahh:

    slytherintimelord:

    laughcentre:

    I was out yesterday and I saw Dumbledore just casually getting gas

    EXPECTO PETROLEUM

    EXPECTO PETROLEUM

  9. Nerdfighters have come up with a name for my fanbase. It’s fun. They are the Charfanders. There is now even a Facebook Page. Wow.

    Me:

    Also my latest vlog is up! I will post it soon.

  10. »  And that's it. Simple, real, unadorned.: althelamp: Today Yesterday, there was a kid near Adventureland who was...

    althelamp:

    Today Yesterday, there was a kid near Adventureland who was about 4 years old or so. he was a wearing a princess crown, had a princess wand, the autograph book was princesses, etc. and there was a grown man teasing him about “being gay”. A grown man.

    Peter Pan likes to hang around the Adventureland bridge and he happened upon that scene. Not liking what he saw, especially from a grown up, he spoke up:

    “Excuse me, sir, but I’m about to give you some advice I never tell anyone: grow up.”

About me

Yay, introduction time.

I'm Steph, Charlie or Charmander, depending on how you know me. I'm currently 17 and live south of Sydney, Australia. I'm a panromantic Grey-A FTM genderqueer, if you want to put a label on it. I wear glasses not because I'm hipster or anything, but because I'm blind.

Don't get upset if you don't see me following you - This isn't my main blog. You'll probably see thecharliecharmander there somewhere in your followers list.

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