mynightmaresareaboutlosingyou:
How can a man like John Green write something as gut-wrenchingly heart-breaking as tfios
and then throw himself against a wall to test if he is an octopus
just
how
Because instantly alienating a huge chunk of your demographic through offensive humour is the best way to sell soda pop. (x)
mynightmaresareaboutlosingyou:
How can a man like John Green write something as gut-wrenchingly heart-breaking as tfios
and then throw himself against a wall to test if he is an octopus
just
how

This is offensive to my people. Please leave.
Sometimes squirrels scare me. I’m glad we don’t have them. I’ll stick with the freaky-ass marsupials and the deadly spiders and ferocious drop bears, thank you.
the mediocre gatsby
the decent wall of china
the ok depression
alexander the alright
the run-of-the-mill outdoors
the ordinary lakes
enh expectations
the average four
the forgettable hulk
The mildly decent-sized dipper.
did you try scraping the burnt parts off
sometimes i laugh at the fact that there are actually people in the world that think im heterosexual
